I Went To The Shop And I Bought

An Apple
A Banana
A Carrot
A Diggerydoo
An Egg
Floss
A Goat
A Human-Being
Insecticide
Jugs
A Kangaroo
Loo Roll
A Monkey
A Nigerian
An Organ
A Piercing
A Queer
A Receipt
A Sausage
A Transit Van
A Umbrella
A Victorian
A Wellington Boot
A XXX Porn Magasine
A Yacht
A Zoo

one of the best nights ever, and the result of the single most f*ck*d up game ever (no offence meant to anyone etc...)